1. An F-5 tornado touches down at the hotel's apex, a waterbed on the 4th floor serving as "ground zero";
2. A terrorist plot hatched at the hotel -- over Continental breakfast -- is uncovered by the Town of Hempstead Public Safety Patrol, the Courtesy thereafter leveled by a bevy of B-52s;
3. A Tsunami, generated when Hall's Pond overflows its banks, the inadequate drainage along the length and across the breadth of Hempstead Avenue unable to contain the tide, washes the hotel into Oceanside;
4. The voters return Town Supervisor Kate Murray -- TO LEVITTOWN!
How would you close the Courtesy Hotel?
We say, PADLOCK IT!
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Who wants it padlocked? I want it sold and developed. Town is dragging the process to re-zone because they want "affordable, or senior housing".
That says "Come to West Hempstead, where we only house the emotionally disturbed and the poor". It is a blessing we have a developer willing to start to revitalize the area with housing. If other area's in the blight zone do not improve the apartments could be impossible to rent. On the other hand, it is an easy commute to the city, and an area that will be made better. I think Kate Murray has seen her last days as Town Supervisor. Make certain to vote! Don't forget to ask your other TOH friends to vote to replace her as well. She is a left-over fossil politician and has to go.
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